Building a bridge? Ok. I can be good at building things. A bridge is a thing, huh? Of the big kind, alright, but it's only a thing, really.
Building a bridge between Paris and NYC? Easy! If you ask Paul Atreides in Dune, it's only just a matter of how much Spice you eat, then you can start bending Space, time-travelling and so on. No big deal.
Writing entirely in English? Well, let's keep things simple and if i'm lucky people will understand what i say. Everybody understands English today. I'll just have to bear in mind that i have to keep - things - simple.
Not doing it alone and therefore having the responsability to NOT give up on the first occasion? Oh... Oh! Ok. :D
How much madder could i be to undertake such a thing!?